Guided Elephant rides in the Lowveld Kruger area People getting sprayed by an African Elephant Elephant interaction and caring for the Lowveld Kruger elephants Elephants basking in the cool water Children interacting with the Lowveld elephant Elephant handlers showcasing the Lowveld elephants Elephant back safari through the Kruger Lowveld area Elephant trainers taking their elephants for a drink in the stream Ride your own elephant with a guided group through the Lowveld


Question and Answer Jokes for a Giant Laugh...

Cartoon elephant sitting on a fence
What time is it when an elephant
sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.

Cartoon elephant flying with big feet
What do you give an elephant with big feet?
Plenty of space.

Cartoon light brown elephant
Why are elephant wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?

Cartoon elephant machine gun
What do you call an elephant with
a machine gun?

cartoon fish submarine
What do you get if you cross an elephant
with a whale?
A submarine with a built in snorkel.

Cartoon elephant yellow feet
Why do elephant paint the soles of
their feet yellow?
So they can hide upside-down
in bowls of custard.

Cartoon yellow canarie
Why do elephant lay on their backs?
To trip low flying canaries.

Cartoon blue elephant surfing
What do you get if you cross a
fish with an elephant?
Swimming Trunks.

Cartoon elephant stuck in tree
How do you get an elephant down from a tree?
Put him on a leaf and wait until autumn.

Cartoon chicken crossing the road
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s day off.

Cartoon elephant in blue pajamas
How do you know if there is an
elephant under the bed?
Your nose is touching the ceiling.

Cartoon elephant jumping kangaroo
What do you get when you cross an
elephant with a kangaroo?
Great big holes all over Australia.

Cartoon yellow custard
Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?
No? Well it must work.

cartoon peanut thumbs up
What did the peanut say to the elephant?
Nothing, peanuts can’t talk.

Cartoon red telephone booth
What do you call an elephant
in a telephone box?

Cartoon elephant sunrise with mouse on head
Why aren’t elephant allowed on beaches?
They can’t keep their trunks up!

Cartoon elephant small bicycle
What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?

Cartoon fat elephant parking
What do you get if you take
an elephant into the city?
Free parking.

Cartoon dancing grey elephants
What do you know when you see three
elephant walking down the street
wearing pink sweatshirts?
They’re all on the same team.

Cartoon charging purple elephant
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card.

Cartoon north pole cold
What kind of elephant lives in the North Pole?
Cold Ones!