Question and Answer Jokes for a Giant Laugh...
What time is it when an elephant
sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.
What do you give an elephant with big feet?
Plenty of space.
Why are elephant wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
What do you call an elephant with
a machine gun?
What do you get if you cross an elephant
with a whale?
A submarine with a built in snorkel.
Why do elephant paint the soles of
their feet yellow?
So they can hide upside-down
in bowls of custard.
Why do elephant lay on their backs?
To trip low flying canaries.
What do you get if you cross a
fish with an elephant?
How do you get an elephant down from a tree?
Put him on a leaf and wait until autumn.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s day off.
How do you know if there is an
elephant under the bed?
Your nose is touching the ceiling.
What do you get when you cross an
elephant with a kangaroo?
Great big holes all over Australia.
Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?
No? Well it must work.
What did the peanut say to the elephant?
Nothing, peanuts can’t talk.
What do you call an elephant
in a telephone box?
Why aren’t elephant allowed on beaches?
They can’t keep their trunks up!
What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
What do you get if you take
an elephant into the city?
What do you know when you see three
elephant walking down the street
wearing pink sweatshirts?
They’re all on the same team.
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card.
What kind of elephant lives in the North Pole?